I am a Stacker.
I work here because McDonald's didn't have any vacancies.
I serve the 'customer' as long as it doesn't get in the way of my internet surfing.
I occasionally do some work.
I occasionally manage to do it right.
I finish at 1700 (1200 on a Friday).
I'm afraid you can't have that as someone else might need it.
I know the JSP cover to cover and manage to remember enough to allow myself Gucci kit but have temporary amnesia when non-stackers are involved.
Its no good pointing because USAS says its not there.
I know packs of biscuits or slabs of beer grease the supply wheels.
I did a bit of time of TSW, living in muddy holes isn't big or clever.
I guard my stores with my life, I paid for this kit you know?
I am a Stacker.
