Sas/212man,
A bit off thread, but you guys may remember a certain American mutual friend of ours in Warri (I think he was Chief Pilot Shell at the time) who used to chew the Worm Dirt while flying.
He needed to "expectorate" (nice turn of phrase Sas) in the cruise, so he stuck his head out the window of a 212 and spat, only to have the slipstream (yes, you get that even in a 212) suck it back directly in to the face of the right hand forward facing passenger.
Needless to say, said passenger was less than impressed and complained to Big Brother (Shell) when he got off. Nothing happened though. Can't think why.
Aaah, memories are just great. Shame there aren't too many REALLY good ones