Originally Posted by Turroncin
It's true come crew can be a bit "off" but passengers do come out with some comments that even Mother Teresa would find hard not to raise a weary eyebrow at. Only this week I had this conversation with a delightful passenger::
Me: Would you like some wine with your meal?
Pax: Do you have Sparkling Chiraz?
M: No sorry, we have Chardonnay or Merlot. Which would you prefer?
P: Oh good god, I can't stomach the stuff if makes me sick. Well honestly...A water then.
(weary me pours water)
P: How much is that?
M: Oh it's complementary Madam
P: Oh right, two chardonnays, a merlot and a G+T.

That Did make me laugh

, You have got a great sense of humour !!