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Old 16th Jun 2006, 02:31
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Wed Webbing Woop
 
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Cool ...........in the old days!!!

To respond to your post Ken.
How we used to do it before the "do gooders" took over this airline:--After pax had attempted to open door.
STEP #1:Grab pax ( usually pissed male) by the cruets and drag to the crossover at doors 5.
STEP#2: Ask all pax to leave the area. Tell him he has been a very naughty boy.
STEP#3.Position pax in the "H" seat in the last row.Strap him in seat with seat belt and upper body harness.Ensure its a dark cabin.
STEP#4.Throw blanket over pax.
STEP#4.Obtain ABC-World time table and wack him a "few" times until no noise comes from under blanket.
STEP#5. Radio ahead on ACARS and advise that a pax on board has admitted to being a drug mule and has 4 condoms of drugs in his large intestine..
It worked a treat.!!!!!
You may be thinking ....what about all the rest of the pax??????
Guess what,,......they generally applauded, because they thought that this lunatic could of brought the plane down or worse-sucked half the pax off their seats to the ground 38000' below ( which we all knew would never happen !!!!! ).
But hey. Back in the old days our motto was .
WE GO FURTHER!!!!!!
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