Perhaps the debrief to the F-16 pilots went along the lines of:
"Err, guys - you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
That pinko left-wing TV channel known as Fox News reported that the PoS al-Zarqawi allegedly mumbled something and tried to roll off the stretcher he was on.
Perhaps he said "OK - where are all the virgins I was promised? Oh, bugger!"
Doubtless the pointy-tailed bloke with the horns is busy jabbing a toasting fork up al-Zarqawi's worthless ar$e right now....
"Ah hello! It's nice to see you here. As you will have probably realised by now, this is Hell, and I am the Devil, good evening, but you can call me Toby, if you like. We try to keep things informal here, as well as infernal. That's just a little joke of mine. I tell it every time.
Now, you're here for..... Eternity! Ooh, which I hardly need tell you is a bugger of a long time......"
With acknowledgements to Rowan Atkinson
Last edited by BEagle; 9th Jun 2006 at 21:12.