Lab_Rat
I've had the nazis at ASP write a letter to my employer complaining about my
silly monty python walk
through the metal detector for doing exactly what you describe. I've lost count of the times they've told me I have to walk normally through the machine.
In the same letter they complained about me being argumentative, after I responded to their exhaltations that they were only doing it to ensure my safety, with the comment
After removing belt, boots (RMs) and all metal except wings/name badge the other day, one of the Darwin nazis said,
gee you were unlucky today weren't you
Unlucky my @rse!
