"DONT FALL FOR THE STANDARD JOKES AT YOUR EXPENSE SUCH AS:-
1. ASK THE CAPTAIN IF WE CAN PUT SOME BAGS ON THE ROOF RACK.
2. ASK THE CAPTAIN IF HE WANTS TO USE THE STARTING HANDLE.
3. GO LOOKING FOR THE RAMP KEY."
HAHA, classics! I was unfortunate enough to fall for one similar 2 the starting handle a few weeks after i had started, an easy NG was in(something we didnt get at the time) and needed an airstart and I had to ask Ops controller for a 737 Starter handle! DOH!!!
Another good one that got people (not me tho i must add!!) "go switch on the windsock"
Classics!