Either you are teasing us and being sarcastic or if you aren't I suggest you re read your post before calling everyone a clown.
Is it Tarmac, Tamrac or Tamrack (or Tie Rack
)?
I did a search for Tamrac and Tamrack but could not find anything. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction.
Your story might well be true but the way it is presented does you a disservice.
It's only a bit of fun for some or simple curiosity for others... Not that serious and most of us will live happily ever after without the need to call the operator