No...its....
You are all wrong.
If you've got a fancy bells and whistles SatNav its actually a cogwheel and you'll find it at the head of the queue you are in.
Money's on a 1975 Pikey Transit truck - buggered gearbox - towing a very heavy (stolen at some time - obviously) chrome caravan.
Looking forward to flying over the jams. I'm driving nowhere.
Hairy