EK destinations... dangerous,
MEGA DANGEROUS!
Had a cabin crew member carried away by flock of giant rabid African malaria ridden mosquitos on a Accra layover last week.
Luckily, moments before the alien abduction her drink had been spiked by a tribe of hungry canibals - half Lebanese, I think (am I allowed to say that 4HP? Ah what the f@ck... this is a true story) - from a nearby village eager to feast on her hind quarter. So, when the mozzies proded their shafts into her soft skin the date rape remnants in her blood swung into action and knocked them out instantly allowing the helpless girl to escape their insectous pincers and claw her way to a nearby road where she was rescued by a passing taxi driver. In an attempt to get the shocked flight attendant to a hospital Ndlamini Schumacher's supersonic Toyota minivan........
Ok that's enough from me. You carry on!
(yes I'm bored and need a laugh)