Good one mini!
...in all seriousness though, there has been instances of numerous knifepoint robberies in KUL near the hotel, and robberies in the hotel rooms in LHR and BKK that I know of personally, but in all fairness probably occur elsewhere also. At least one in BKK was while the f/a slept in her room after a long flight. The hotel suspects an inside employee job, but no one caught. Third hand "stories" of potental spiked drinks in various locations. All these are not unique to crews on stopovers, but happen to everyone virtually everywhere. Due diligence and reasonable personal safeguards will usually prevent most incidents. Of course a good pot of noodles and a deadbolt would appear to be the most effective defense of all but I wouldn't know. Those individuals don't speak much outside the deadbolted door either.