huge salary - Not really when you consider the consequences of screwing up
pension - We might be lucky and keep them if the company doesn't go bust
shares - See above, and their not worth much
sports facilities - I'm knackered after I've finished work, thank you very much
social facilities - erm, where?
subsidised restaurant - Expensive and badly cooked, but the plates are bigger now (portion police, though)
subsidised dry cleaner - if you can pick it up/drop it off
parking facilities - that's going to be great when TC get here, I'll park at EGHI/CTC and walk.
free internet access - when you can find a free computer and you're not working/recovering
air conditioned luxury - as long as you like dry eyes, you're on to a winner.
occaisional free coffee - once you slogged your guts out for the company
subsidised starbucks - it's still coffee
stripy pass holders - we didn't want them, you know, it was forced on us
STRATCOH (sp) breaks - try working 90 mins in the summer (longer for the ATSAs), you need the break
strong union - we're going to need it
large quantity of fit birds - now you're just dreaming