Maude,
You're right when you mention the smock/trenchcoat - Hangin!
But I don't agree with your comments on the tie. It's simply just too shiny. The girl's scarves are a bit 'duller' and so are not actually that bad but it makes us boys look like some kind of comedy act. The amount of airport staff, colleagues, ground staff, etc, who keep saying 'nice tie!' sarcastically pretty much sums it up!
T