...hmmm..lol. There is a common theme here. Firstly you don't like getting shot at...well, we can all echo that sentiment but to be honest, if it came as a surprise to you that the bad guys would shoot at you then maybe a military career isn't for you.....
and secondly, you don't like the coffee. Why don't you get nicer coffee then. Surely you are not gonna tell me that the RAF even dictate which brand of coffee you choose to drink.?
I live out as well but can still manage to go for a ruby with the boys on a Thursday
but the rest of them....fair call...!!!!