The QANTAS thread

[datetrumpet]

Whoops, no wish to offend, simply an introduction Tslot. But thank you for inviting fellowforum viewers/contributors to register complaint. Wouldnt have thought the invitation was necessary considering some of the language and prose put forth within this forum, which has not seemed to upset/confuse you in the past.
Anyway a brief explanation is perhaps in order old chap?.
Hardly Normal., correct name, Harvey Norman. A chain of Dept Stores here in Aust. A little like referring to Marks and Spencer as Marks and Sparks.
Bit of Kit., my laptop computer. Thought that would have been an easy one, very well used term over there Tslot.
3gs., three thousand dollars, approx one thousand three hundred pound sterling.
Salary Sacrafice., helps reduce tax, nice of QF dont you think.
Brown lumpy gear., similar to the word b.....it, a word often used within your moderated forum Tslot.
Coldie., now fair enough this one was a challenge in hindsight.... a cold beer.
And finally, Aloha., an often used word for greeting in Hawaii.
Hope thats all sorted govna