oh my god, it's all about me now,
It's always been about you. You keep moaning and whinging and bleating about complete and utter bollox. We are captivated, eager for the next chapter of drivel.
Bottom line is, there are loads of opportunities for all out there - I dare say even you, but and here it comes........
You have to get off your arse and do something about it.
If, as seems to be happening, you fail test after test after test, ask yourself what you are doing wrong.
Now, be a good boy and go re-invent yourself like you always do, but this time come back as a positive type.