Originally Posted by Kim Il Jong
That way I'll pull all the birds in the retirement home
Reminds me of the tale of the inevitable "Major" in such a home, whose new lease of life was assisted by little blue pills. So he put a proposition to a fellow inmate, a retired WAAF.
"For £5," he said, "I'll give you a quickie right here in your rocking chair, for £10 it's a romantic dinner and then into the back of my shooting brake for some fun, but for £20 the dinner will be followed by the excitement of all night in my room!"
The retired WAAF blushed, but nevertheless reached for her purse and produced two £10 notes.
"Aha," said the Major, "I see you're going for the all-night option."
"No" she said, smiling sweetly, "I want it four times in the rocking chair!!"..
