Whilst I admire you older gents regressing to a time when you could still get it up of an evening, I thought i'd pick up on Mmmmnice's point about mobiles.
Cable and wireless will now sell you a sim card for your phone down here which will enable you to have as much contact with your loved ones back home as you have money in your secret savings account! Available in all good Naffi shops (while stocks last). A step in the right direction I think, unless of course you revell in the lack of contactability gained from your sentence in 'Stills'-ville.
Now, where did I put my phone charger.............
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