Took a Shacklebomber to McCord (and that's a long story in itself). Thought we'd celebrate with 20 "World Tour" t-shirts. First 'gig' on the back was July 4th at Keflajik. I had to produce my draft to convince the crew it wasn't my spellinge.
Civvie Strasse one: Crew out wine tasting in Napa. Captain, bit of a wine snob, buys 1/2 doz bottles of some vineyard's finest red at great expense. Agrees to bring one to the room party that night only to find same wine had been bought by the crew at Cala Foods for 1/2 the price.