Every forum has one, a 411A that is.
Spouting off to no one in particular:
'in my day', 'Boeing 707', 'straight to the left seat', 'jet command at 25', 'told you so' and so on.
90% of it self indulgent bull, 10% making a bit of sense but mostly lost in the rest of it.
Like the village idiot everybody loves him really (except EGGW).
Keep it up Gramps!