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Hi Gunship
So there was a good reason Noah was told to take 'two' of each into the Ark. Two is a
fantastic little number and it makes perfect sense that most things work better in pairs.
Think 'knife and fork' or 'a pair of hands' - they just work because they have two of the
same (okay, so a pair of left hands would be pretty useless, but who cares, it's called poetic
license - work with us here.)
Anyway, since 'two' held up on your fingers is also the sign for 'peace', we've got two
things to tell you:
1) We've given East London our best shot, and unfortunately it's just not cutting it, so
we've stopped our flights on the route. It turns out that London is nowhere near East
London. Sorry East Londoners, we still love you though.
2) And, we're going to start flying two new routes (which are also nowhere near
London either):
Lanseria Cape Town
and
Jo'burg Lusaka (in Zambia, silly)
So the next time you book your flight online, you'll notice two two more flying options.
Lanseria Airport is terrific news for you if live in the northern suburbs of Jo'burg,
Centurion, Midrand, West rand and even Pretoria. Why, you ask? Because this airport is
hellava convenient for you, and parking there is so easy.
Our two new routes start flying at the beginning of March so get ready to grab yourself a
great deal online.