I used to do the shuttle to Inverness regularly and got to know the CC quite well. Nice bunch. On one particular trip, I was talking to one of the ladies who told me that her mobile was missing - she swore that she had it in the crew lounge prior to departure.
I asked her for the number [honest, just to help] and with her permission rang it as we taxyed in. Sure enough, a ringing was heard from a low-life a couple of seats in front. He came up with all sorts of excuses, mistakenly picked it up thinking it was his, etc.
Disembarkation was delayed until a large Scottish policeman escorted the thug off the ac. On subsequent trips, got the odd complimentary bottle of wine...
CC work incredibly hard for their money and the vast majority of them are lovely people. Pity they get tarred with the brush used to paint the odd bad apple. Glad to lend a helping hand any time...