Whirls did not mention his trousers being clean...does that mean he went for a flight with her at some time?
Exert your womanly ways with him Whirls...threaten to play the Banjo within earshot if he remains away...or get a chalk board and drag those six inch talons of yours along the thing until he relents and finds his way back.
Anyone that gets a Thumbs Up from Whirls needs to be amongst us here.