We have one of those that likes to play the sicknote card quite often. Would it be a supprise if I said it was one of our female counterparts? Not content with just playing the blob card.
It really hacks me off as others are always getting dicked with covering for her when she decides to play the sickie. Put the lot of them out to pasture/of their misery.
We also had a lad doing the same, only his sick chits were forged. His mate down the med centre was stamping them for him. Glad to say he's out now!