Re: ATC Humour (Merged)
Was flying in an Oz Army Huey a few years ago doing IF training, heading for Maroochydore (bare with me I'm a tradie!)
ATC: "Iroquois 484, maintain heading contact approach 7 miles DME"
Iroq 484: " Maroochy, we do not have DME"
ATC: "okay 484 7 miles on you GPS"
Iroq 484: " Maroochy, we don't have GPS"
ATC: " What equipment do your have to fly IFR then?"
Iroq 484 " Normally a white cane and a guide dog"
ATC: "sounds like our tower!"