Re: ATC Humour (Merged)
From Avweb today, an oldie, apologies if posted earlier
ATC: F1243, desend and maintain 12-thousand.
F1234: 12-thousand, F1234.
ATC: F1234, can you make it to 12 in one minute?
(short pause)
F1234: Negative. The captain requests I inform you we're going as fast as this Fokker will go.
(silence)
ATC: ...Right. Lufthansa 456, turn right heading 330, please
BTW any of the other grey haired hear remember "The Outbound Calypso"? from LATCC in the late 1960s
The chorus was, "Hey Ho, man alive, open up de throttles and climb to five."