Re: How's this for being 'picky'
Maybe this report was filled in by one of the monkeys wot rote the complete wurks of Shakespear (If you took an infinite number of monkeys and gave them each a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, would one of them be able to type out the complete works of ...?). I'd presume that the prat who filled in the form was bored because their imaginary friend left the previous week after an argument. If I was operating at the airfield where this was filed, I'd have stickers made up and plastered over everything.