Willie Walsh's CC plans

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Re: Willie Walsh's CC plans

Originally Posted by Turroncin

Well I was quietly eating a Lion Bar in T4 arrivals and saw Willie W talking to the cleaners outside the Gents loo and could lip read the words "sack" and "cabin crew" and "loads of them" and my sister knows this guy who works as a dishwasher at an undisclosed pub above T1 departures says he overheard a convo between Willie W and a man in a suit who were having the "buy one get one free" early bird special brekkie and they were talking about buying Fokkers and getting all WW to train up on them to do SH from NWI!!! It's true and I also heard from the woman downstairs whose cousin lives in Crawley that she saw Willie W outisde Concorde House in LGW dressed up in an EZY uniform having a quick fag with a load of crew and they were really ALIENS and there's this big conpiracy to get all BA EF CC to work for METROBUS as drivers and run the number 20 to HORLEY and BA are going to sell all their planes and Willie is going to take the money to buy MINIBUSES and expand the Fastlink bus service to THE MOON and that's true and with the money they make from selling London Eye they're going to buy a BROTHEL outside Zaragoza and all remaining CC (those not trained on Fokkers from NWI or working on the buses to Horley/the Moon) have to work as go-go dancers and/or lap dancers at that brothel which will be in direct competition from Easyjet's new range of low-cost whore joints to be branded as "EasySlut" and Zaragoza will be BA's flagship brothel, with The Rivers being converted into the UK's biggest ever CASINO with all check-in staff having to work there TOPLESS and that's true 'cause my mum heard this the other day when she was sitting on the loo on the flight to Manchester with these 2 gossiping CC talking about all of this in the galley after they had dished out congelled pizza slices.

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