Ahh, shaablamm - thank you for that most erudite response - I fair dinkum laughed my a$$ off!!! To call AFL players nancies was just gorgeous - especially when you compare them to a bunch of poofs who spend more time rolling around on the ground 'in agony' than getting busy playing out their 0-0 draw.
By the way, champ, "our smallest state" doesn't actually have an AFL team. The same way our country doesn't have a soccer team!