Perhaps 'tis a new project for Captain TJ to undertake....searching the outback for a QF relic of little practical use,unaesthetic and heartless...oh wait!...a simple glance at his own reflection would bring that search to fruition! Mind you, the man has had previous outback experience after his appearance on Survivor (at least in an electronic format on the website) last year. Whoever the clever bunny was that hijacked that website could do well to recreate something similar for the amusement of all TJ critics.