Piffle, I say to you
tactical71, piffle.
Our guv'ment
never lies to or misleads, its' subjects.
As
Fulmars' erudite treatise explains
‘I’m also a magician’ says Santa ...
QED.
There
is a Santa Claus, and he doesn't need an ASIC.
PAF, two arm-length gloves per reindeer are required for each 100 hourly. Caribou require eight. I don't know what the jumbos require.