I think the next time the alarm goes off at the Thistle Irvine (near Prestwick) I'm gonna stay in bed...
...especially if it's -1C outside.
The last time it happened I returned to my room and a little message was displayed on the TV thanking everyone for their cooperations and reminding us to shower with the door *closed*.
Do you mean to tell me they can't find a fire detection system that will differentiate between smoke and water vapor?