"fatuous waffle" and the words: pot, kettle and black once again automatically spring to mind. Irony indeed.
Perhaps LHC should look 'irony' up in the thesaurus he has clearly swallowed before regurgitating his earlier contribution.
It had the usual affect of making me fall asleep half way through. Interesting tactic though as, like listening to one of Tony Blair's desperate cohorts, you have to reach for the off button before you can take anymore of the spin/lies/invention/utter crap.