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Old 8th Nov 2001, 06:48
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Kaptin M
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....and just in case you've managed to wine and dine your way through a red eye special from foreign lands afar, to come to Oz's golden shores, opening the orange juice AWAY from your clean unstained shirt, and not ending up with the cheese and/or molecules of biscuits attached anywhere there comes a FINAL attempt by catering to mark YOU as one of their victims of inflight fare.
Yoghurt for breakfast. Note the highly convex shaped foil atop the plastic container - obviously pressurised at 60psi pre-flight, and now with the advantage of an 8,000' cabin altitude it's pent up pressure exceeds that of the best "morning glory" any young male can boast!
Open this little boobytrap without spraying yourself AND any pax, seatbacks, or loitering passers-by with the creamy white contents, and you'll receive an additional 1,500 frequent flyer points at no extra charge.

Ahhhh, inflight catering - more than just a meal - a constant source of revenue for launderers and dry cleaners!!
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