Greetings, good tidings and salutations to all.
I am very pleased to read the contributions of my esteemed friend and collegue "Bongo Driver". I wish to assure him that in my humble opinion those charged with procurement of trainee aviators for QANTAS airways, will be overwhelmed by his vast attributes and will invite him immediately into the fold.
My friends and I ; W,F,D and the gentleman who was so callously struck upon the head with a flowerpot, are gathering on the morrow for a fine day of barbecuing, drinking beer and playing cricket on the east lawn.
Tis my most sincere wish that you and your kin could join us, however I understand you have no aeroplane and this will prevent you from attending.
You remain in our thoughts.
Goodbye my friend
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eeEEe bala witch way? I sabe application blo qantas E be right.
You sabe muta charge on oz day. W,F,D and bala who bin hit by pot all comin. Chargin up and playin cricket in the park! Proper big bbq! . . . . Wit way mob blo you? Muta far without balus. E be right we'll have one for ya.
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