Jetstar Cross Cockpit Qualifications

[The Edge's Guitar]

And its w@nk#ers like yourself Calligula that make mainline the butt of jokes in the real world in bars across the globe. My guess is your a snotty little S/O who has a "I demand respect, cant you see these 2 bars" attitude who has to resort to "well I heard the other day" comments to make yourself feel important in your pathetic little existance
Its a real shame cause 90% of mainline blokes and sheila's are decent folks but its the 10% band that you fall into that we like to call the mainline clowns (roll the circus music)
Be careful son, one day I may be your captain and will make you carry my navbag everywhere I go