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Old 10th Oct 2005, 00:48
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James4th
 
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"The 2000 hours won't see any Impulse divers in the 330 seat."

Think again my friend, (There is more than one!) and amongst the people in this company, that a lot of you deride, they are, almost exclusively, very good operators.

Just because some of them havnt passed the QF tests (Pluuuease!) dosnt mean they cant fly! Anybody (and I mean anybody!) can pass those tests as long as they can do about 3 weeks advance study.

However to be a real Qantas pilot you do have to take W@nker lessons for a considerable time. Unless you are one already

And if anyone censors that last remark, please also censor the "scum" comment of a previous post...obviously Mr Conrad has a"Heart of Darkness"



And I just noticed this one from the aptly named Calligula........... (This Roman ruler "The sources describe his incestuous relations with his sisters, laughable military campaigns in the north, the building of a pontoon bridge across the Bay at Baiae, and the plan to make his horse a consul.")

Which rather goes well with:-

"Depite all their retoric, they dont want clowns driving their aircraft - and that means the crews will come from mainline."

Send in the clowns Calligula, you got plenty over there........... I mean look at the Lawnmower Man... look at what they did to Jetstar Asia, not specking out the A330 properly, it just goes on and on...........

Cheers,

James

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