"So who's this Sh-eye-raq dude then? He ain't Thuh King; wha' I was only talkin' to tha King the other night when I was lisnin' ta God.. Asked him if we was doin' okay whuppin' they sand nig..."
"What'd he say, Mr President"
"He just said "Uh huh huh...." "
"Is there a new plan for Iraq, Mr President"
"Irachnia? The place with the Eye-oh-telstar?"
"Err, no, Mr President. You know, sand, oil, Sunnis, Shias, Saddam f***in' Hussein... W've got all those guys over there watching 'em..."
"Goshdarn it - we got guys watching the Sonny and Cher show? Is that still on TV. Hey, I remember that...."They say our love won't pay the rent. For it's learned our money's all bin' spent".... An' tha' King said he dug 'em. 'an all."
"Suh, yes suh, Mr President!"