"OK - guess ya' mean Noo Orleans? Ah heard about that place - aint't that in Canadia as well?"
"No, Mr President"
"An' whaddya mean about World Wars?"
"The first one we came in 3 years late, the second one 2 years late, Mr President"
"Well, ah made up f'that! Ah dun bin' startin' ma own war in that place...Irachnia..., err, Iranistralia? Or was it someplace else? Hell, we whupped 'em any way, ah guess? You know, the place with the GMCs...err, FBIs...err, BLTs..err, WWFs...?"
"WMDs, Mr President?"
"Huh? Who they?"