SARREMF, don't worry, no danger of me being a journo (although redundancy is tempting
can't spell so would never make it!
Role1a...... take a stab at the only (just about) part of your list that isn't being contractorised!
It would be quite nice to have a decent deployable CSAR force who doubled as peacetime SAR cover though wouldn't it? Make half the fleet deployable at any time or such like? Cost a bloody fortune, but would be quite a nice little gem to have in your back pocket.
Plus the yellow taxi is good
PR, but that'll never hold water!