Durpilot
Secondly, don't worry about missing the town nights as they are the worst part!
Ah, excellent! You'll be just the sort of chap that will go down a bomb on a sqn. Sociable, outgoing and willing to go the extra mile to bond with the rest of the chaps and chapesses.
Mental note to self: Don't let yourself get stressed by soap dodgers in stupid varsity scarves who spent their spotty youth with a flask and a scanner!
Joe2812
Apparently it's near Harrods, which I thought was quite a trek away?
If having to change tubes is a factor, I probably wouldn't waste their time with a letter. They really do have better things to do with their time.