.getting sloshed in the bar .
I'm a civvy, Capt PishedStation. I sincerely hope you're sloshed this evening.
To be frank, if you're sober and you can't operate a space bar on a keyboard, punctuate or write the Queen's English when you have time to think and edit; my confidence in your ability to operate an airliner, think on your feet and communicate with ATC etc. is negligible.
Please tell us which airline you fly for, so that I may retain my confidence in civil air travel by avoiding it like the plague!