BEagle CAP413 says
Pilots who do not wish to carry out a practice emergency but only wish to confirm their position may request a ‘Training Fix’ on 121.5 MHz. This ‘Training Fix’ is secondary in importance to actual emergency calls but takes precedence over practice emergency calls in the event of simultaneous incidents.
I do not think that this clear and unabiguous statement requires any spin or clarification.
I disagree with your comment that WWW is essentially correct since his case is built on ludicrous assertions for which he has provided no supporting data when challenged.
What you are saying is analagous to someone passing a maths exam by guessing the right answers and you may recall that our school masters were as interested in the integrity of the underpinning data and thinking as they were in the result.