Best, most embarrassing or funny PA speech?

[worst-class]

Now. I often get "oral dyslexia" at the end of a long duty, but pride myself on quite a nice PA. HOWEVER, I've heard some shockers and brilliant ones in my time.

Any contributions?

"It's normal procedure to dim the cabin lights for a night-time landing, this is both for safety regulations and to enhance the appearance of your cabin crew!"

I've been saying this for years and no-one's ever picked me up on it!!! Just proves no-one listens!