Okay... that was fun. I've read all 46 pages and I can hardly believe this wasn't posted before:
(if it was you may now punish me)
After a very pumpy landing of a 737 which some would have considered as two or three landings in total, a vigorous flight attendant headed for the com and told the passengers:
"...Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain seats while Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the gate..."
(Dunno if this ever happend.. .but would be funny though)
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One morning at Munich:
LH123: "Munich Clearance, Lufthansa123 Good Morning, ready to copy "
ATC:"Errr. roger LH123 Stand by.."
ATC:"... ah ... LH123 we don't have your flighplan, say destination."
LH123: "Well, like every tuesday morning it is Dresden, LH123."
ATC:".. ah LH123 you know...today it's Monday..."
LH123:".... /$§&%§ but on Monday we're off duty!"
Greetz.
Keep it up!!
