Smoke hoods would probably be a good idea in some aircraft (i.e., 'spam cans'). Personally, I usually fly aircraft with canopies that can be opened or jettisoned.
driving to the airfield ... a far more hazardous arena
Incorrect. See generally
"The most dangerous part of gliding ...",
Aerokurier, February 1993, reprinted 1/98
Free Flight, pages 7, 8 and 18. Although aimed at soaring, similar facts apply to flight in light airplanes.
egoflage ... dressed like Mav or Goose
Your sneering comments have no place in this thread. You're free to wear whatever clothing you wish, but please don't ridicule those who choose otherwise; it's simply discourteous.