Far Eastern Airline places contract with BA to train a number of 747 classic crews. A friend of mine was the Training Engineer looking after the trainee on the panel. In front of him was the BA Training Captain in the RHS with trainee (Captain) in the LHS.
All was not going well with EFOT's and the Training Captain opted for the direct approach...
"We have all died four times in the last hour, and if you kill me just one more time I personally am going home"