On a cheap flight back home I noticed that our entire row lacked the safety instructions card. I informed a flight attendant about this and as a result I ended up sitting in the first row with twice the legroom... oh and there was no card there either. Such a number of cards are nicked from the aircraft on a daily basis that they just don't have enough on board to replace them on a single day.
The demo was a farce, the attendants made a comedy out of it which of course was appreciated by most of the passengers but which made me think to myself "kiddo, when the proverbial sh!t hits the fan you're on your own."
At least I sat comfortably
