There was once a fierce Air Vice Corporal Cashwraf at the covert Oxonian Aerodrome, who wouldn't process our FSI returns from night stops in Palermo.....
"Who sanctioned these hire cars - they're not cheap?"
"They were provided by the Handling Agent!"
"Who appointed that Handling Agent. The fees are very expensive"
"Group did. And It's the only one at Punta Raisi"
"Why couldn't you just book your oqn hire cars?"
"Because it's Sicily - and that's the way things happen! You don't use his hire cars, the fuel for the aircraft doesn't arrive..."
"I need a name and address of the Manager to give to Command Accounts"
"OK, it's Mr Don Corleone, La Cosa Nostra, Palermo!"
Never did know what she did, but the FSIs were processed the next day!
And now it's over to some ex-Victor mate to recoun the tale of the Money Monster and the coat hangars at Ellsworth during Prairie Vortex......