"From the heart of my bottom, welcome aboard Australian Airlines, master."
"G'day, I'll have a
VB thanks."
"Sorry, we only have Singha or Steinlager"
"But you're calling yourself Australian Airlines and you got no Australian product?"
"Singha and Steinlager are a much cheaper beer, they may taste crap but take it or leave it"
"I'll leave it - and I want my money back for false advertising! Change your brand name and logo you mongrels!"